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  • Profile picture of trizsigma trizsigma said 3 months, 3 weeks ago:

    Laloo sent his Resume 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days later he got this reply:

    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
    You do not meet our requirements.
    Please do not send any further correspondence.
    No phone call shall be entertained.

    Thanks
    Bill Gates

    Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

    “Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai.”
    Every1 was delighted. He continued “Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga.”

    Dear Mr. Laloo -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya
    You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho
    our requirement -humko to zarurat hai
    Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin
    No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai
    shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi
    Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad
    Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

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