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A Famous Speaker Said:
“Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn’t MY WIFE!”

Audience was in Shock & Silence.

… … He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.

Applause!

A Top Manager […]

A woman goes to Russia to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : ‘Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring […]

You have an uncle who tells you his contact number is chaar so be ogan syt ekaavan – 4025951

2. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is our kaka.

3. We never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!

4. […]

पति : फोन आया था । कल सुबह मां आ रही है। उनकी ट्रेन सुबह 4 बजे स्टेशन पहुंच जाएगी।

पत्नी : अभी 4 माह पहले ही तो तुम्हारी मां यहां से गई हैं। फिर अचानक कैसे आ रही हैं ? कल रविवार है, मैंने सोचा था, कल थोड़ा […]

A 4 year Old kid kept telling his teacher about his baby sis who was going to be born, because he was very excited about it.

1 day his mom made him feel the baby’s movements by placing his palm, on her […]

SCENE: A CHINESE CALL CENTER

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to […]

A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion […]

एक टोपी बेचने वाला दरख्त के नीचे आराम कर रहा था की अचानक कुछ बंदर उसकी सारी टोपियाँ उठा कर ले गए।

इन्सान की नकल करते बंदर को ख्याल आया और आदमी ने अपनी टोपी उतार के नीचे फेंकी तो बंदरो ने भी वैसा ही किया।

और […]

Laloo sent his Resume 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone […]

In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name “Jappier’s Spoken English” … Njoy ………..with his…………..English………….. Now, here are some…[Read more]

A man accompanied with his 5yrs old son to a restaurant to have a business meeting with his colleague. He gives the young boy three 5 rupee coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins [...]

This can happen only in our Bombay….no where else. Read on….. Only local train passengers in Bombay will know how helpful commuters try to be…… Last week, a hapless victim fell prey to the over enthusiastic Bombay’s local train commuters. Our hero, a man from Pune, wanted to go to Matunga, but as luck and [...]

Yesterday Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there. After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions. One boy raised his hand. Sonia: “What’s your name”? Boy : “Anna” Sonia: “What are your questions”? Rahim: “I’ve 3 questions… 1.Why did you attack & kidnap Baba Ramdev without approval [...]

An Indian and an American sat in a bar and were discussing about their family problems.. Shot after shot……… The Indian man said to the American, We have problem in India. We can’t marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl [...]

Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai Paisa apka … Faisla apka … “Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until [...]

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems. The Indian man said to the American, ‘We have problem in India we can’t marry the one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from [...]