E Management

Women Friends chatting in office

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in
three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was […]

1. Bane raho pagla, kaam karega aglaa. 2. Bane raho Lull, Salary milegi full. 3. Jisne lee tension, Uski Biwi payegi Pension. 4. Kaam se daro nahin, or kaam ko karo nahin. 5. Kaam karo ya na karo, kaam ki fikr jarur karo. 6. fikr karo ya na karo magar Boss se Zikar jarur karo. [...]

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her cabin. “What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy. “John,” the new guy replied. She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, [...]

During lunch break one afternoon at work, Rajgopalan and Shakaracharya were chatting…. Rajgopalan: Shankar, I’ve been working late every day since I have joined here & hence I got a promotion this appraisal. Shankaracharya: How could it be Raj? Is that the only secret? Rajgopalan: No, in the process of staying after office hours, I [...]

During lunch break one afternoon at work, Rajgopalan and Shakaracharya were chatting…. Rajgopalan: Shankar, I’ve been working late every day since I have joined here & hence I got a promotion this appraisal. Shankaracharya: How could it be Raj? Is that the only secret? Rajgopalan: No, in the process of staying after office hours, I [...]

In popular folklore, the absent-minded mathematician is legendary, though of course in reality such people are exceedingly rare. For some reason or other, many of the “absent-minded professor stories”, most of them apocryphal, seem to have attached themselves to a great mathematician, Norbert Wiener (1894 – 1964). Here are some of the best of them. [...]

Arjun*: Hey Vasudev, how can I do the most heinous and unpardonable act of forwarding email that I receive, to my friends, relatives and revered elders? Krishna: Paarth, at this moment, none of them is your friend or foe, relative or in-law, young or old and good or evil. You have no escape from following [...]